number 1 thing to keep in mind

write The List of things to do.

stick to it

Lard tunderin Jesus! 'ow she gettin on dere cocky?

Da nine fingered ninja's trowin a jig - dat's wicked! Spot on buddy! I spose' by - ye fellas can figr' that one out! Nutin' all to er luh. Ta do da proper ting bye - get da thinganabob an yer chummy - den takes a bottle a drink n a bar witch ya. Spread da word round da bay dat she's out on de neck, down da arm, up da shore - can't miss ere by. Careful wit dem flankers, an pull da door to - it aint an arse hole - keep er shut or day'll tink yer as deef as a cod - n' dem townies'll be some vexed wit ya. Bout all I got fer ya der Alley Cat - so get on witch ya der luh --- n' b'y da lard dy'ns may the wind aways blow in your back.


Long may your Jib draw - I luvs ya Alley.

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